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This little video made its rounds through the blog team yesterday, and we decided to share it with our readers as well.<\/p>\n

Comedian Mark Malkoff heard about all sorts of pets and activities being allowed in Apple Stores across the country, so he decided to see if he could find a limit to what they’d allow, culminating in him bringing in a live goat – and they let him do it!<\/em> Maybe Apple learned a lesson from the 1945 Cubs<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Funny stuff, and a lot more entertaining than those YouTube videos of people dancing badly in front of an iMac…<\/p>\n

The link is below. However, beware of the PG-13 title of the Web site; those who are \u00fcber-sensitive to language may take offense to another version of the word “dang”.<\/p>\n

Mark Malkoff: Apple Store Challenge<\/a><\/p>\n

Of course, this also begs the question… what kinds of crazy things have you<\/em> seen\/done in an Apple Store?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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